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xmas party at faith_of_borg's house!!

trollprincess trollprincess drank 12 ales, 14 pernods, 6 whiskeys, 10 pilsners and 13 stouts. According to trollprincess you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite. In the middle of the night trollprincess woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone. grimprime grimprime drank 7 sherrys, 4 mescals, 12 aligator bites, 15 whiskeys and 14 champagnes. romulantbonz and mrmonkeybottoms thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down grimprime's underpants. grimprime now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals. baby_angelet baby_angelet drank 4 white wines. faith_of_borg faith_of_borg drank 11 tequilas, 4 goldschlagers, 10 kahluas and 10 gins. eyesthatslay eyesthatslay drank 14 sherrys, 11 coffee liqueurs and 3 stouts. ladyclio16 ladyclio16 drank 5 red wines, 7 mescals and 14 irish creams. mrmonkeybottoms mrmonkeybottoms drank 5 mescals, 14 cosmopolitans and 7 irish creams. rabid_x rabid_x drank 7 hot toddys, 10 vodkas and a lager. starbys starbys drank 6 coffee liqueurs and 11 brandys. romulantbonz romulantbonz drank an ale, 5 cosmopolitans and 9 sambuccas. Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 2 portions in fact!

Xmas Party?

Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Drunken Hero

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