"Calliopes_pen doesn't eat babies, but she did chow down on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as was foretold by the Insipid Apocalypse Prophecy handed down to humankind by the prophet Chef Boyardee. The Earth's rivers will soon flow with sauce, giant meatballs will roll through the streets smushing everything and everyone in their path, and Old Smokey will no longer be covered with cheese. All because Calliopes_pen wanted a snack."