ext_15780 ([identity profile] nahtmmm.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] calliopes_pen 2012-10-09 10:31 pm (UTC)

The Princess Bride—Whedon Style.


[BUTTERCUP is riding her horse through the woods.]

VIZZINI

A word my lady? We are but poor lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?

BUTTERCUP

There is nothing nearby. Not for miles.

VIZZINI

Then there will be no one to hear you scream!

[FEZZIK reaches for BUTTERCUP, but she leaps away, then explodes into five minutes of martial arts that leave all her opponents lying about, helpless.]

BUTTERCUP

Nor anyone to hear you moan.
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