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calliopes_pen ([personal profile] calliopes_pen) wrote2005-04-16 05:39 pm

Meme...

Taken from [personal profile] lizblackdog



Make Your Own Evil plan

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.