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I'm doing that strange meme again. Just to see what bizarre combinations will come up this time. I found the longer version, and I'm posting it.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Kitty Pryde
Two: Selina Kyle
Three: Bruce Wayne
Four: Methos
Five: Joe Dawson
Six: J'onn Jonzz
Seven: Blue Beetle
Eight: Booster Gold
Nine: Alfred Pennyworth
Ten: Dr. Mid-Nite
Eleven: Renee Montoya
Twelve: Wally West
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
J'onn/Renee Montoya? Probably not, since he's not her type. It would be unique, though.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Methos--yes. Indeed I do.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would be a very frightening mpreg story. Wally West/Booster Gold? Possibly a freak development because of Booster being from the future, and Wally being a little too in tune with the Speed Force. Everyone in the Justice League would be traumatized.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can't think of any strictly Alfred fics at the moment.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Selina/J'onn? Probably not. And Batman would be jealous.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Joe Dawson/Alfred, or Joe Dawson/Dr. Mid-Nite? Both are scary, so I have to say neither.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Blue Beetle walks in on Selina Kyle and Wally West? Not much, since Wally could quickly arrange everything so it looks like nothing happened. Blue Beetle would be confused and leave. Wondering what those sounds were that he heard.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Bruce Wayne/Dr. Mid-Nite? I can't think of anything for this one. Other than Batman going to him for an injury. Take it from there.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kitty Pryde/Booster Gold? No. *laughs*
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Blue Beetle/Wally West. Strange Love.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Methos wants to sleep with Kitty Pryde? That...is disturbing. And it might not be legal, if she's still underage in the comics. (Of course, what is legal when the guy is 5,000 years old?) If anyone who comments can think of something, let me know. Unless you've been blinded by the horror.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Definitely. Blue Beetle has been slashed a lot since his death in the comics. (That sounds so wrong...)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Bruce Wayne het? Probably so.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think anyone draws Renee Montoya, or writes any stories about her. They should, since she's a good character.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Selina Kyle/Methos/Joe Dawson? I have a feeling somebody might. (I have run into the Methos/Joe pairing. Anything's possible.)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Dr. Mid-Nite? I don't know his character that well.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Booster Gold? Probably Who Wants To Live Forever. He wants to live forever in fame.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kitty Pryde/J'onn/Wally West. Well, two of the characters can turn intangible, and one can vibrate through things. Probably this, though: "Warnings: Strange Martian love rituals are performed in this story. Loss of sanity, and blindness may occur if you read this. I am not responsible for any heart attacks or strokes. It's your own fault for reading, from this point on."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Selina tries to pick up Dr. Mid-Nite? (He's popular in this meme!)
Selina: Want to...play doctor?
Mid-Nite: Why would I want to play doctor? I have been a doctor. And aren't you with Batman?
Selina: *Hisses, leaves claw marks on him and runs away.*
Mid-Nite: *Calms fixes the wounds.*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Joe Dawson. Yesterday, actually. I reread Archangel Redeemed. It's wonderful.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Bruce Wayne/Blue Beetle? Well, Bruce Wayne, since Ted is terrified Batman will hurt him otherwise. Booster Gold would interrupt to drag him away.
Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Renee Montoya sleeps with Alfred? No, since he isn't her type, and he's probably old enough to be her grandfather.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kitty Pryde and Booster Gold are in a happy relationship until Alfred Pennyworth suddenly runs off with Methos. Kitty Pryde, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renee Montoya and a brief unhappy affair with Wally West, then follows the wise advice of Joe Dawson and finds true love with Bruce Wayne.
A title? Don't Skip To Conclusions.
I can't think of anyone that would write that. Kitty and Booster? *laughs* Alfred runs off with Methos?! Well...he's old enough for Methos, I guess. If Kitty slept with Renee, it wouldn't be bad for Renee--it might scare Kitty. (Even if there are hints that Kitty had feelings for Karma in the comics...)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Blue Beetle/Booster Gold? It practically is. :D
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Kitty Pryde
Two: Selina Kyle
Three: Bruce Wayne
Four: Methos
Five: Joe Dawson
Six: J'onn Jonzz
Seven: Blue Beetle
Eight: Booster Gold
Nine: Alfred Pennyworth
Ten: Dr. Mid-Nite
Eleven: Renee Montoya
Twelve: Wally West
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
J'onn/Renee Montoya? Probably not, since he's not her type. It would be unique, though.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Methos--yes. Indeed I do.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would be a very frightening mpreg story. Wally West/Booster Gold? Possibly a freak development because of Booster being from the future, and Wally being a little too in tune with the Speed Force. Everyone in the Justice League would be traumatized.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can't think of any strictly Alfred fics at the moment.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Selina/J'onn? Probably not. And Batman would be jealous.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Joe Dawson/Alfred, or Joe Dawson/Dr. Mid-Nite? Both are scary, so I have to say neither.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Blue Beetle walks in on Selina Kyle and Wally West? Not much, since Wally could quickly arrange everything so it looks like nothing happened. Blue Beetle would be confused and leave. Wondering what those sounds were that he heard.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Bruce Wayne/Dr. Mid-Nite? I can't think of anything for this one. Other than Batman going to him for an injury. Take it from there.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kitty Pryde/Booster Gold? No. *laughs*
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Blue Beetle/Wally West. Strange Love.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Methos wants to sleep with Kitty Pryde? That...is disturbing. And it might not be legal, if she's still underage in the comics. (Of course, what is legal when the guy is 5,000 years old?) If anyone who comments can think of something, let me know. Unless you've been blinded by the horror.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Definitely. Blue Beetle has been slashed a lot since his death in the comics. (That sounds so wrong...)
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Bruce Wayne het? Probably so.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think anyone draws Renee Montoya, or writes any stories about her. They should, since she's a good character.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Selina Kyle/Methos/Joe Dawson? I have a feeling somebody might. (I have run into the Methos/Joe pairing. Anything's possible.)
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Dr. Mid-Nite? I don't know his character that well.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Booster Gold? Probably Who Wants To Live Forever. He wants to live forever in fame.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kitty Pryde/J'onn/Wally West. Well, two of the characters can turn intangible, and one can vibrate through things. Probably this, though: "Warnings: Strange Martian love rituals are performed in this story. Loss of sanity, and blindness may occur if you read this. I am not responsible for any heart attacks or strokes. It's your own fault for reading, from this point on."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Selina tries to pick up Dr. Mid-Nite? (He's popular in this meme!)
Selina: Want to...play doctor?
Mid-Nite: Why would I want to play doctor? I have been a doctor. And aren't you with Batman?
Selina: *Hisses, leaves claw marks on him and runs away.*
Mid-Nite: *Calms fixes the wounds.*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Joe Dawson. Yesterday, actually. I reread Archangel Redeemed. It's wonderful.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Bruce Wayne/Blue Beetle? Well, Bruce Wayne, since Ted is terrified Batman will hurt him otherwise. Booster Gold would interrupt to drag him away.
Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Renee Montoya sleeps with Alfred? No, since he isn't her type, and he's probably old enough to be her grandfather.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kitty Pryde and Booster Gold are in a happy relationship until Alfred Pennyworth suddenly runs off with Methos. Kitty Pryde, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renee Montoya and a brief unhappy affair with Wally West, then follows the wise advice of Joe Dawson and finds true love with Bruce Wayne.
A title? Don't Skip To Conclusions.
I can't think of anyone that would write that. Kitty and Booster? *laughs* Alfred runs off with Methos?! Well...he's old enough for Methos, I guess. If Kitty slept with Renee, it wouldn't be bad for Renee--it might scare Kitty. (Even if there are hints that Kitty had feelings for Karma in the comics...)
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Blue Beetle/Booster Gold? It practically is. :D