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calliopes_pen ([personal profile] calliopes_pen) wrote2005-09-25 01:55 pm

Meme of the Day

This was taken from [personal profile] lizamanynames, and is a gen version of the pairings meme that's been going around my Friends List.

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Bruce Wayne
2. Dick Grayson
3. Tim Drake
4. Barbara Gordon
5. Doc Brown (from Back to the Future)
6. Alfred Pennyworth
7. Cassandra Cain
8. Blue Beetle
9. Willow Rosenberg
10.Dinah Lance (Black Canary)
11.J'onn J'onzz
12.Methos



Which would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Either would be great. I would have to go with Alfred, though. Alfred would end up teacher Theater or English Literature.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Barbara Gordon? I love her personality.

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Methos sends Blue Beetle on a mission? Probably something that involves rescuing Booster Gold. Methos would have to have been seriously annoyed by the guy to risk his neck in an attempt to find Ted.

What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Willow's favorite book? The Complete Idiot's Guide To Not Letting The Dark Arts Take Over Your Life. (Probably only real in the Buffyverse.) After season 6, she'll be grateful for it.

Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
It would make more sense for Dick Grayson to swear fealty to Alfred.

For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Doc Brown sharing an apartment with either Willow Rosenberg or Black Canary. It would be safer for him to share the apartment with Willow. If Doc messes up time travel and can't get back, Willow could cast a spell and find him.

And the daily lives of those two would be completely insane...

7, 2 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Cassandra Cain, Dick Grayson, and Methos have dinner together. They'll probably look for a place that won't have a lot of supervillain or evil Immortal attacks. Somewhere peaceful. They would discuss how hectic and bizarre their lives are--and then a supervillain would crash through the window.

They would spend the next few minutes fighting for their lives, knock out the villain, and resume their discussion as if nothing had happened.

3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Tim Drake challenges Dinah Lance to a duel? Tim would have to be very drunk for him to be that insane. After laughing about it for an hour, Dinah would head out to the place of the duel.

Tim would be embarrassed, the duel would nearly be cancelled. Dinah would do her Canary Cry to destroy the weapons, and the duel would be called on account of lack of weapons. They would go home, vowing to never speak of this again. But you just know Dick and Babs find out later, and bug them about it for the next year...

If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Bruce Wayne stole Blue Beetle's most precious possession?

Ted would end up begging and pleading for it to be returned. Booster would be used a distraction, and Ted would grab whatever it was and run. Bruce would not be amused--much. It was probably all a test to learn how Ted thinks, so that Bruce can include it in his protocols.

Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Cassandra Cain and Methos get what they want?

It's Always The Quiet Ones.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne? You don't need a plot device--she's Oracle. She would know it was time for him to get help.

If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Cassandra Cain visiting me? I have no idea--I would probably spend it trying to teach her how to read, though.

By the end of the weekend, my battered body would be found--Cass got annoyed with adverbs, pronouns, and other grammar related things.

If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Tim? Hmmm.... *cough* Next question, please?

(Honestly, I can't think of anything. Get your minds out of the gutters!)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Unfortunately, no. I think I have only seen one drawing of J'onn--and it wasn't by anyone on my friends list.

If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Dick Grayson chooses sides between Barbara Gordon and Doc Brown? It would be safer if he chose Barbara.

What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Dinah Lance? "SKRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" That's her Canary Cry.

If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
A song for Blue Beetle? I really can't think of one.

1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Bruce, Alfred, and Methos are eating at a Chinese restaurant. Odd sight. Alfred would probably remind Bruce of his manners, and Methos would get to eat it.

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Dick Grayson and Dinah Lance? "Hey, is Babs watching? No? Good. Want to go on a date or something--someday?" It would end in Babs saying she was watching the whole time, and Dinah laughing at him.

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Doc Brown? Stealing radioactive materials to fuel the flux capacitor on the time machine.

What is 6's secret?
Alfred? He's really a meta, and knows what everyone is doing at any given moment. That's how he knows when they're injured, or about to steal a cookie. (Kidding! It would make sense, though.)

If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
J'onn and Willow? Well, it depends on whether Willow can use her magic, and J'onn can fly. If so? Willow gets there first.

3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Tim Drake and Cassandra Cain. They're both reliable. Maybe Cass?

"1 (Bruce Wayne) and 9 (Willow) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Barbara Gordon) sinister secret organization. 11 (J'onn) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Methos) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Doc Brown), they seek out 3 (Tim Drake), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?

Convoluted Alliances, probably.

Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
I really don't know.

Name one person who should write it.
[personal profile] laceymcbain. First person that came to mind.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Cassandra Cain or Blue Beetle? I would feel safer with Cass--sorry, Ted.