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calliopes_pen) wrote2006-09-07 04:38 pm
calliopes_pen) wrote2006-09-07 04:38 pm
Firefly Fanfic Progress
I'm currently in the middle of writing that Firefly fanfic where River streaks through the ship, there's a slumber party, a rat problem, and incense is really something else.
Here's a sneak preview long before I'm ever finished. So far, it has the tentative title of The Slumber Party From Hell.
With a glare, Mal turned back to Simon and practically growled at the other man as he got as close as he could without laying a hand on him. “If you’re tryin’ ta tell me that things are gonna be all sunshine an’ roses with rainbows in space and all things goin’ peachy keen by the time they have their slumber party, I’ll gut you. Real world don’t work that way.” Simon opened his mouth to speak, but Mal beat him to it, holding up a finger and pointing to a few of the rat corpses from his recent game of kicking rats into walls.
“See them there?! I caught them breedin’, Doc! Breedin’! On my ship!” Mal paused for a moment, and looked towards the bunks. Lowering his voice, he continued. “And...Jayne! Jayne of all men’s been complainin’ ‘cause they was in his bunk! He said something ‘bout magazines, and pictures of girls bein’ gnawed up. Guy was actually sobbin'..."
After they both paused to take in the horrific image of a grown man like Jayne, sobbing in the midst of a shredded porn collection, Mal continued. "If his stuff ain’t safe nobody’s is!”
Oh, and people can still post to that casting meme from a few posts back if they want.
Here's a sneak preview long before I'm ever finished. So far, it has the tentative title of The Slumber Party From Hell.
With a glare, Mal turned back to Simon and practically growled at the other man as he got as close as he could without laying a hand on him. “If you’re tryin’ ta tell me that things are gonna be all sunshine an’ roses with rainbows in space and all things goin’ peachy keen by the time they have their slumber party, I’ll gut you. Real world don’t work that way.” Simon opened his mouth to speak, but Mal beat him to it, holding up a finger and pointing to a few of the rat corpses from his recent game of kicking rats into walls.
“See them there?! I caught them breedin’, Doc! Breedin’! On my ship!” Mal paused for a moment, and looked towards the bunks. Lowering his voice, he continued. “And...Jayne! Jayne of all men’s been complainin’ ‘cause they was in his bunk! He said something ‘bout magazines, and pictures of girls bein’ gnawed up. Guy was actually sobbin'..."
After they both paused to take in the horrific image of a grown man like Jayne, sobbing in the midst of a shredded porn collection, Mal continued. "If his stuff ain’t safe nobody’s is!”
Oh, and people can still post to that casting meme from a few posts back if they want.