seandc: (the count)
seandc ([personal profile] seandc) wrote in [personal profile] calliopes_pen 2018-01-16 12:18 pm (UTC)

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2018.

Let's see....

"MacLeod knows he is gifted but he recognises his limitations."
Well, ok, next sentence...
"He wants my treasures, the subtle refinements that will transform him from barbarian to a true master of the blade."
That's more in the spirit, though I'm sure I don't know what treasures... :angel:.
"Will he take my skills and use them to conquer me..."
And we say goodbye to context, and oo-er Vicar!

That was from Highlander: An Evening At Joe's, let's see what else we have...

"I have seen bare chests before," the Countess replied.

I think I just won this round with The Princess Bride, this year is looking up ;)

(as for the other meme, well, if it'd specified any other sentence on that page for AEAJ it would've been good to use, but the existing sentence is rather not reassuring without it's context, and TPB is somewhere in Inigo's harshest past).

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