Writing Meme

[calliopes_pen]

Yes, I finally decided to post this meme. Taken from over half of my Friends List.

You give me the title to a story I didn't write (or that no one wrote, it doesn't have to be a real title to anything), and I'll give you a synopsis of what the story would be, were it written by me.

My fandoms include: Firefly, BtVS, Angel, Highlander, Veronica Mars, Batman, DC Comics in general, Ghostbusters, Smallville.

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[invisionary.livejournal.com]

"The Quality of Mercy"

[calliopes_pen]

The Quality of Mercy.

After Jubal Early has been thrown into space, it's revealed that someone onboard the ship told him to come.

Mal believes it's Jayne--and, since Jayne has now betrayed the crew one too many times, and Mal locks him in the airlock. After slowly draining the oxygen, Mal tells Jayne that he'll finally show him mercy.

And opens the airlock completely, sucking him into space.

In the end, you learn it was Book who invited Early...

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's creepy. What a great idea for a story!

[calliopes_pen]

I'm actually considering writing this, too. If I do, it's all this meme's fault.

*Shakes fist at you in amusement*

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

I'd definitely read it if you wrote it.

Full disclosure, in case you do decide to write it: I didn't make up that title. It comes from an episode of Babylon 5.

[calliopes_pen]

And someone really needs to write this one.

[drewsilla.livejournal.com]

Vaulting for Vamps,

Sandwich--The Other Other White Meat

and who could forget that classic tale called

That's Not a Pepsi In My Pocket!

[calliopes_pen]

Vaulting for Vamps.

A parody in which Spike dozes off while watching the Olympics. Spike is chased by Angelus and hundreds of recently turned people, and forced to find something that will allow him to vault over the other vampires.

The dream ends with dream Spike getting staked by his own pole vault. This causes Spike to wake up screaming, which startles the Summers' household.

Since his last freakish nightmare meant he loved Buffy, he's terrified of what this dream means. He then hides in bed for the rest of the day--horrified at the possible implications, since he fears it means he wants to go to L.A. to see Angel.

[seandc]

Ok, a little selection of possibilities (and I'm being good ;)):

"Dance Like You Want To Win!" (not thinking of anyone recently iconned, nope :lol:)
"The Turn of the Screw"
"Nine-Zero, or, Outsider Inside"
"_______'s Excellent Adventure" :D

[calliopes_pen]

"Nine-Zero, or, Outsider Inside"

A short drabble of Book's point of view, and how he notices more about the crew than they'll ever realize. He sees more, since nobody ever tries to jump into bed with him.

He is vastly amused by the fact that nobody ever noticed that he was something more than a Shepherd.

All this is thought as he lays dying during Serenity. Right before Mal finds him.