Meme

[calliopes_pen]

Taken from several people on my friends list:

I have a list of 15 characters whom you will not see until the answers are posted. Give me wacky questions in the form of "3 and 8 are trapped in a cave-in; how do they survive?" and I'll try come up with wacky answers.

Comments

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

8 and 11 are trapped in a lift for four hours - how do they pass the time?

[silvercobwebs.livejournal.com]

1 & 5 are engaged in a first-class argument - who knows the best insults?

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

4 and 14 are abducted by aliens. What happens?

[snowcoma.livejournal.com]

4 and 14 have a tryst, and a child is conceived. How does 6 react to the news?

[lafemmedarla]

What is 3's favorite kind of cake? Would 7 like or would they ask for a different flavor?

[deathpixie]

10 and 2 are handcuffed together and have to escape the bad guys. How well do they handle that?

[omorka.livejournal.com]

6, 9, and 12 walk into a greasy spoon at the same time, sit down at the counter (together or separately, your call), and all order the same thing. The diner only has one serving left. How do they handle it?

[newnumber6.livejournal.com]

13 and 15 switch universes (if applicable) and are expected to perform the other's duties/role. How do they do, and what wacky hijinks ensue?

11 has the opportunity to steal one thing/power/important person from 5. Which one does he/she chose, and how do they both cope?

8 is a guest on a daytime talk show. What's the topic?

9 and 10 are handcuffed together with an unbreakable chain. The only way it comes off is if one of them is dead. Which, if any, snaps first?

1 and 14 go to the movies together, but just as friends. Who of the OTHER characters does each take as a date?

All 15 characters are kidnapped by all-powerful beings and forced to fight to the death until only one of them is alive. If there's no winner after 3 days, all of them die. What's the outcome?