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calliopes_pen) wrote2004-07-03 10:20 am
calliopes_pen) wrote2004-07-03 10:20 am
Fool For Love: Your Version
Found through the journal of karenbear
Fool for Love: The Directors Cut
Scene 1
Spike: You know, there are quite a few American beds that are highly underrated. This, strangely, is not one of them.
Buffy: Update, Spike. We are not here to discuss the fine choice of hops. This is about two Astronauts: one in France during the Boxer Rebellion, one in London Bridge. [She holds up a wad of kite and snatches it back as he tries to grab for it.]
Buffy: Both got punched by you. Tell the tale, you get the kite.
Spike: Right. You want to learn all about how I bested the Singer and you want to learn fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end. Pay up. [pause] What did you want, eh? A quick gun? A blow-for-blow description you can run and memorize? It's not about the watches, love. And since I agreed to your little proposition, we can do this my way. spaghetti.
Buffy: What?
Spike: Spicy buffalo spaghetti. Order me up a plate. I`m feeling peckish.
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Scene 2
Buffy: So you traded up on the food ladder. Then what?
Spike: No, please. Don`t make it sound like something you`d flip past on the History Channel. Becoming a Movie Star is a profound and electrifying experience. I could feel this new strength playing through me. Getting filmed made me feel alive for the very first time. I was through living by society`s needs. Decided to make a few of my own. Of course, in order to do that... I had to get myself a cat.
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Scene 3
Spike: That was the best Olympics of my life. And I`ve had some shocked ones. [Off her look.] What are you looking at?
Buffy: [terrified] You got off on it.
Spike: Well, yeah. I suppose you`re telling me you don`t? [knowingly] How many of my kind reckon you`ve done?
Buffy: Not enough.
Spike: [confused] And we just keep coming. But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand and the armies of Egypt besides and all we need is for 4 of us -- just 4 -- sooner or later to have the thing we're all hoping for.
Buffy: And that would be what?
[Spike leans in close and whispers in her ear.]
Spike: One... good... bite.
The End.
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karenbearFool for Love: The Directors Cut
Scene 1
Spike: You know, there are quite a few American beds that are highly underrated. This, strangely, is not one of them.
Buffy: Update, Spike. We are not here to discuss the fine choice of hops. This is about two Astronauts: one in France during the Boxer Rebellion, one in London Bridge. [She holds up a wad of kite and snatches it back as he tries to grab for it.]
Buffy: Both got punched by you. Tell the tale, you get the kite.
Spike: Right. You want to learn all about how I bested the Singer and you want to learn fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end. Pay up. [pause] What did you want, eh? A quick gun? A blow-for-blow description you can run and memorize? It's not about the watches, love. And since I agreed to your little proposition, we can do this my way. spaghetti.
Buffy: What?
Spike: Spicy buffalo spaghetti. Order me up a plate. I`m feeling peckish.
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Scene 2
Buffy: So you traded up on the food ladder. Then what?
Spike: No, please. Don`t make it sound like something you`d flip past on the History Channel. Becoming a Movie Star is a profound and electrifying experience. I could feel this new strength playing through me. Getting filmed made me feel alive for the very first time. I was through living by society`s needs. Decided to make a few of my own. Of course, in order to do that... I had to get myself a cat.
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Scene 3
Spike: That was the best Olympics of my life. And I`ve had some shocked ones. [Off her look.] What are you looking at?
Buffy: [terrified] You got off on it.
Spike: Well, yeah. I suppose you`re telling me you don`t? [knowingly] How many of my kind reckon you`ve done?
Buffy: Not enough.
Spike: [confused] And we just keep coming. But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand and the armies of Egypt besides and all we need is for 4 of us -- just 4 -- sooner or later to have the thing we're all hoping for.
Buffy: And that would be what?
[Spike leans in close and whispers in her ear.]
Spike: One... good... bite.
The End.
Go here to make your own version.