Lights....Camera....Action!

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Faith_of_borg in Nightfight

In this fully-fledged rollercoaster, faith_of_borg (Julia Roberts) is an ex-hitman with a really nice holiday house. She promises to get to seandc (Martin Lawrence) before her former partner, auriocookie (Catherine Zeta-Jones), outwits him. Like many before her, she brings down an underground caravan, twenty-two days too late. You'll be tired of this movie before the first shot rings out.

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Seandc in Secret Agent Cubed

In this edge-of-your-seat epic, seandc (Denzel Washington) is an undercover underworld figure with a desire for revenge. He elects to eliminate faith_of_borg (Jane Seymour) before his foe, grimprime (Antonio Banderas), blackmails her. With guns blazing, he sneaks into a hidden caravan. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.

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Comments

[seandc]

Starring in two movies? [Zoidberg voice] Hooray, I'm famous! :D