The Answers To The Fifteen Characters Meme

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1. Ichabod Crane
2. John Watson (from Sherlock)
3. Tenth Doctor
4. Emerson Cod
5. Klaus
6. Egon Spengler
7. Methos
8. Doc Brown
9. Evie (from The Mummy)
10. Victoria Winters (90’s version of Dark Shadows)
11. Sherlock Holmes (from Sherlock)
12. Ned (Pushing Daisies)
13. Indiana Jones
14. Peter Vincent (from the 80’s version of Fright Night)
15. Honeythorn Gump (from Legend)

From frenchroast:
3 and 13 make breakfast for 1 and 8. What do they make--and what do they set fire to?

The Tenth Doctor and Indiana Jones make breakfast for Ichabod Crane and Doc Brown. I’d say there would be an attempted science experiment made from the eggs (prepared with something that goes ding) while Indiana looks on in horror. There would be several small fires, but it would eventually be prepared.

14 and 9 duel with weapons chosen by 5. Who wins, and what weapons are used?

Peter Vincent and Evie duel with weapons chosen by Klaus. It’s a draw. I assume they end up discussing the differences between each weapon, and what it’s like to battle mummies and vampires. Klaus would not be pleased at the lack of bloodshed.

11 takes 12 on a date. Where do they go/what do they do, and does 12 invite 11 up for "coffee" afterwards?

Sherlock takes Ned out on a date. It would be awkward, there would be rambling on Ned’s part, and I’m guessing that Ned would not invite Sherlock in.

Between 2, 6, and 10, who do you marry, who do you shag, and who do you throw off a cliff (only 1 character for each action!)?

So that’s John Watson, Egon Spengler, and Victoria Winters. I would throw Egon off the cliff, and from there it’s difficult to choose. In the end, I would probably marry Victoria and sleep with John.

From sallymn:

14 and 3 are writing a book about 7. What scandals do they unearth?

Peter Vincent and the Tenth Doctor co-authoring a book on Methos. I assume there’s something more scandalous than his time as Death on a Horse buried by the sands of time. The only ones likely to read it would be the Watchers, and is likely to have sordid details of killings around the time of the Horsemen, brothels and ancient beer recipes.

9 is turned into a kitten. Who is to blame, and who can fix it, and does anyone want to?

The Doctor would likely be able to fix Evie, after a prolonged period of everyone playing with her. Sherlock and Klaus are banned due to possible experimentation, and/or carnage. Emerson retains custody of her until a cure is devised.

11 is in love with 6 - what would the wooing be like?

Sherlock is in love with Egon. It would be very clinical, and involve a lot of science.

From canadiandiamond:

4 is randomly spotted by a producer while out in public and approached to star in a tv commercial. When they show up for the shooting they discover 15 is also cast. What kind of commercial is it, and do they work well together?

Emerson Cod was spotted, with Honeythorn Gump also cast. Emerson is disturbed by all the magic in Gump just being there, and ends up creeped out by the rhyming verse that occasionally pops up in threats. The commercial is some sort of wine. Emerson eventually acccepts Gump’s offer of a glass of elderberry wine when filming wraps. He remains thoroughly disturbed by Gump’s tales of a time long gone. And also, quite possibly, by how little he’s wearing and how intense the elf is.

From dolimir_k:

Three, nine, meet during the apocalypse. Please describe their meeting.

The Tenth Doctor and Evie meet during an apocalypse, quite possibly of her brother’s making. By accident. I assume that it all ends with the Doctor offering her a ride on the TARDIS, given her love of history. With the warning to not read from any spellbooks.

From clocketpatch:

What happens when 8 and 6 go undercover at a nudist colony?

Doc Brown and Egon at a nudist colony. They would likely begin cataloging everything, once the initial and prolonged embarrassment faded. They would pray footage didn’t leak back to the rest of the Ghostbusters, or to Clara and Marty.

From moriann:

7, 15 and 3 wake up in a jail cell with no memory of how they got there. What happened/what happens next?

Methos, Honeythorn Gump, and the Tenth Doctor in a jail cell with no memory. Well, first of all, Methos is the one that got them all drunk (he’s lying about the lack of memory) and suggested a jaunt through time. It’s not the Doctor’s fault that they landed in Darkness’ prison. They just have to wait until Gump is rescued elsewhere and Darkness is defeated, to prevent a paradox from Gump meeting himself. That doesn’t mean they can’t release a few other prisoners, now does it? The Doctor also wonders if Darkness and his father are any relation to the Beast he met in The Satan Pit, but that goes unanswered.

From graycardinal:

3 and 7 are recruited by 14 for a secret mission. Do they succeed in defeating 10's attempt to co-opt their target, or do they join forces with 10 to take down 14 instead?

The Tenth Doctor and Methos are recruited by Peter Vincent, with Victoria Winters trying to co-opt a target. I say they’re successful in defeating that attempt. They would go away and tell stories of adventures.

9 has been imprisoned in a presumably escape-proof facility. Will 4 recruit 6 or 13 to help orchestrate 9's escape, and how do they pull it off?

Evie is imprisoned. Emerson Cod would be recruiting Egon or Indiana Jones. I’d say his best bet is to recruit Indiana Jones, given his track record, and the fact no ghosts are involved. Just give him a day or so, and she’ll be free.

A classic: 1, 2, and 11 form a band. What's their musical niche, and do they play for tips in scruffy pubs and coffeehouses, hit it big and score a huge recording contract and a world tour, or become cult favorites on the indie circuit?

Ichabod Crane, John Watson, and Sherlock Holmes are in a band. It would be something old-fashioned, if Crane has his way, but I don’t know enough about music to theorize a partical niche for them. While it doesn’t constitute a hit, it is hard to shake from the radio.

From lynndyre:

8 is trapped somewhere and injured and 12 is the only one who can help them. If the two are eventually rescued, is the rescue more likely to come from 5 or 2?

Doc Brown is injured, Ned can help? Between Klaus and John Watson, I’m going to assume that the rescue will come from the latter. 9 is a magical creature stalking 14

Evie stalks Peter Vincent? I have to assume that she’s been bitten by a vampire, or is cursed by something else. Peter Vincent would research whatever he could, but if she is a vampire and has eaten a few people, then she isn’t long for this world. Sorry, Evie.

From kerravonsen:

Ichabod Crane is the Chosen One
John Watson is the Sidekick
Tenth Doctor is the Wise Mentor
Emerson Cod is the Villain
Klaus is the Villain's Lieutenant
Egon Spengler is the Seer
Methos is the Spy (of course he is)
Doc Brown is the Comic Relief
Is the world doomed or saved?

The world is alnost doomed. While Emerson wasn’t much of a villain, his lietenant almost slaughtered the lot of them before he was staked by a white oak branch, courtesy of Methos…and all of the characters of The Vampire Diaries that were in his line, fell with him. Oops?

10 and 11 start behaving as if 9 has been turned into a Canon!Sue, even though 9 hasn't changed one bit. Does 9 love it or hate it? Who figures out the problem first? What caused it?

Victoria and Sherlock think Evie is a Canon!Sue. She probably fears a curse has been placed on her, and starts looking for an answer. Victoria figures out the problem. Sherlock found out first, but didn’t want to let her know they were wrong.

12, 13, 14 and 15 are zapped into your home town by aliens/magic/a-big-swirling-portal. How do they react? Who freaks out? Who makes nice with the natives? Who isn't bothered at all?

Ned, Indiana Jones, Peter Vincent, and Gump. I’d guess that Gump isn’t bothered at all, given his origins. Ned freaks out due to the increased chance of waking the dead and taking another down by mistake, and takes Peter Vincent with him into terror, at least at first. Indiana tries to make nice with the aliens.

From nahtmmm:

15 plays a prank on 2. Describe what happens.

Gump plays a prank on John. The end result is that John simply doesn’t trust magical creatures, and will stick with high-functioning sociopaths. (Or if Gump turned out to be one beneath all the magic, then Sherlock is jealous.)

Which of the fifteen would you most want to see running the world and why? Which would you least want?

Given the Time Lord Victorious moment he once had, I wouldn’t want the Tenth Doctor running the world. Klaus would be horrifying. I’d say either Ichabod Crane (if he can deal with the difference in everything well enough) or Emerson Cod.

10 writes a novel. What are its title and genre and what is it about?

Victoria Winters? If this were the 60’s version of Dark Shadows, it would be I Don’t Understand Collinwood. As it’s the 90’s version, Barnabas Is A Vampire. A tell-all of all the supernatural things within the Collins family.

3 and 7 lead armies and navies against each other in a war to the finish. Assuming resources are equal, who wins?

The Tenth Doctor and Methos lead armies and navies against each other? The war would take a long timeWell, Methos was Death On A Horse. The Tenth Doctor is the Oncoming Storm. They both have time on their side. I’ll go with Methos, since Ten probably doesn’t want to perform the killing stroke via decapitation.

6 is now a mad scientist. What does he/she/it invent? Is 1 more inclined to stop the madness or help out?

Egon was already on the mad science side of things. He’s invented the proton pack, containment unit, ghost trap, and assorted other things. He would experiment on someone at length (I’m thinking of Louis Tully and his brain tissue) if his friends weren’t around. Ichabod would stop things with a few choice words before it got too far in lieu of them not being there.

4, 5, 9, and 12 get involved in the infamous "Kirk vs. Picard" debate. Who takes whose side, and why? What is the outcome? Is there bloodshed, or apathy? Will anyone stick up for Janeway (or whomever)?

Emerson Cod, Klaus, Evie and Ned. Evie doesn’t participate, as she is from a time period before Star Trek was created. Klaus would be apathetic to Emerson and Ned’s debate, but ready to provide any mayhem required. Or eager to stop their bickering with death, or compulsion.

13 must describe 8 in three words. What are they?

Indiana describes Doc Brown? “Confused mad scientist.” I can’t think of anything else.

What happens when 11 and 14 star in a commercial at a nudist colony during the apocalypse?

Sherlock and Peter Vincent? Well, there must be a vampire hiding in the colony, so Peter Vincent is off to figure out which one, so he doesn’t have to film the commercial in the nude. Sherlock knows already, but is darkly amused by the efforts.