Grand Misc. Competition Round 2

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Anna1 vs. Shatna
Since Anna1 did so well with the tampon assignment in round one...write a theme song for Tampax tampons using the tune to the Beverly Hillbillies.

OK, I've finished this entry. I'm posting it here first, and then at TrekBBS.

These are the altered lyrics. I'm not posting the original lyrics, unless someone wants me to.



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Gather round and listen about a girl named Jan,
A rather pretty girl who had things planned,
Then one day, while cooking the food,
She realized she was out of atti---tude!

Tampons, that is, her luxery.

Well, what next thing you know Father Ted is there,
Father said: “I heard you were in despair”
“This store here’s where you ought to be.”
So they loaded up the truck and drove to Piggly.

Wiggly, that is. Milk aisle, chocolate bars.

Closing Theme:

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye Jan and kin
And they want you to know that Tampon’s keen.
You should know that our specialty…
Is to satisfy, and it’s a cup of tea!

Tampons that is. Try a few. They’re quite tough.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?