Knocking At The Door

[calliopes_pen]

Earlier today, a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses turned up at the front door. Mom told them she didn't want anything. The woman kept talking, and barely spoke a word of English. She eventually just slammed the door in their faces--after she told them that she all ready had her own religion, thank you very much.

Also, according to Mom, a relative of hers managed to figure out a way to scare them from his house--permanently. He answered the door naked! The female Jehovah's Witness sputtered and stuttered and eventually fled in horror.

They never bothered him again.

Anyone on my Friends List have any similarly unique ways of getting rid of them when they're at their annoying best? I just want to hear some.

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[bloodypoetry.livejournal.com]

My brother once had JW's come by. They knocked, and he yelled 'Come in!' like he always does. He was DDRing at the time.

And they came in. He glanced over, and continued what he was doing.

JW: Uh, may we speak with you about God?

Brother: Sure, but you'll have to do it while I DANCE!

Which they proceeded to do, but after a few moments of his random cursing at missing a step, and his sweaty, shirtless body bouncing around and ignoring them, they excused themselves.